Twitter Plays, part CVIII

NOTE: Because of ongoing difficulties with the NY Neo-Futurist blog software, we’re posting this weeks’ Twitterplays here on @happierman’s website. Sorry for the delay. And now…

It’s Twitter Plays CVIII! This week’s assignment was to write a 1-tweet play that takes place in a CASTLE.

Here are your plays, starting with @sgnp‘s emotionally complex history with Nintendo.

@sgnp:
Mario: Another castle? This is complete bullshit! Princess: Gotcha! I’m here! Mario: (Crying) Did you EVER consider my feelings?

@ShaneStraw:
BObama-You could argue that we live in a castle, right? MObama-Yes. BO-Then why can’t I get a damn tiny cheeseburger?

@B111S:
1Prepare the castle defenses! 1But they’ve been told we’re hosting a Justin Bieber concert! 2Then may God save us all

@BenSchie:
Crazed king kills and eats kids minus one daughter. Knight (conflicted friend) must avenge, kills king & marries princess.

@10000TH :
Qn: It’s cold in the Castle. Kg: Not exactly Heaven. Qn: Shh, it’s unbecoming for the King to grouse. Kg: Pish Posh.

@BradleeT:
1: Dude! 2: Dude!!! 1: Duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!! (slow pan over to see a hot girl working the register at White Castle).

@natelopez53:
(mario & toad in lvl 5 castle) T: TY M! but r pcess is in another castle! M: eff it, toad. eff it.

@tallpolishgirl:
King: I’M the king of the castle! Queen: I know, I know & I’m the dirty rascal. Shaddup already.

2 from @tonyfaulkner:
TIME TRAVELER: Baron, Nazis will take over your castle in the future! BARON WOLFENSTEIN: I must hide the Liefbraumilch!
&
Soldier 1: Where is the rest of the castle? Soldier 2: Just keep an eye out for their queen. S1: DUCK! [Giant hand grabs from above]

2 from @CDKWDC:
Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: I had it cut into a short bob yesterday. Do you like it? Prince: No. I’m outta here.
&
Male #1: Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo? | Male #2: Aren’t you reading the wrong part? | Male #1: Am I? (wink) |

@DrSomething:
(Enter A & B, in front of lumpy orange wall) A: What do you think of my castle made entirely of cheese? B: It stinks!

@Emperor_norton:
ARMY: Charge! *rushes into castle CASTLE: Yes! Oh god, yes! Siege me, you filthy army- A: Get the trebuchet! C: Yes! Mmm, sex toys..

@Alttheatre:
“I’ve scaled that blasted wall, killed your odious king, and now you want me to carry you over the moat? Forget it!”

@labfly:
Henry? Elizabeth? William? Edward? Mary? James? Anne? George? Victoria? Charles? Oliver? Anyone? (listens) I’m home!

@lessthankyle:
[A lord sits on edge of bed, watches sunrise thru castle window. Knows no matter how true he is, history will vilify his kind. Sighs.]

And that… is our ender for this week!

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

And you can check out previous Twitter Plays here: Favorites at Twitter.

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