Category Archives: Photos

Hipster Irene

Gorg is fairly intense.

Taken at 2nd Ave F station.

Waking up with the Simone

In his old age, Simone gets much more cuddly in the mornings. Here’s a POV shot of the demanding lump of hair.

Dinner is subjective

I enjoyed a nice dinner & drinks last night with the Rob Neill. Might I recommend the $6 hibiscus margarita happy hour at Casa Mezcal? (Might I? I might. Yes. I did. Well, you saw. You just read that I recommended it. There’s no “might.” Oh, you.) Also, mega-powerful girly drinks at the Tiki bar [...]

Riddle of the day

Q: Where can one find the most important “G” in New York City? A: On this company’s sign: (Seriously, make sure you enunciate.)

Math troll

Either a really terrible student or a graffiti troll has struck this subway ad near my apartment. What the hell is going on in this unnecessarily complicated long division problem? I spent about 2 minutes staring at it trying to figure out how they even got off on this very wrong track. So, did they [...]

Asshole cat gets his asshole sleep

Last week, I took two sick days in a row. That’s the first time I’ve had to do that since 1992 when I missed a week of school because I was in a car accident. So I spent it on the couch blowing my nose and coughing with purpose. I watched a lot of TV [...]

Hey! That’s me. And I’m in the new FAB Cafe!

My friend Anton took a bunch of great pictures from the official opening night (Wed 1/12) of the Cafe, which is on E 4th St between 2nd Ave & Bowery. Here’s me and the Jillian (click the image for more photos of other people & of the lovely artwork that we’re staring at):

Burger King offers cola/burger pairings

Jillian and I found this amusing “wine-pairings” sign on a BK soda machine. I’m particularly fond of “…pairs well with Whopper, Double Whopper, and Triple Whopper.” Discussion question: Quad Stacker??

I’ve returned from fun and other things

Happy New Year and all that. I’ve been gone for two weeks sans computer, so I just chose to bail out on trying to blog from my tiny WordPress iPhone app. I owe you some good things this first month back. First. Here are some action photos I took with my new fancy camera (and [...]




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